WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Coffee 7:48 Sat Apr 29
Saturday football
CRYSTAL PALACE vs WEST HAM UNITED (1230)
Palace’s run of games against fellow relegation contenders continues with what is now a borderline six-pointer. They are effectively safe, which puts the onus very much on us to win – or at least get a point – from the weekend’s opener. Our recent record at Selhurst Park is decent – five wins and two draws in the last eight visits. With the side having found some kind of form of late, now would be a good time to continue that record and take us further from the dismal climes of the drop zone. A win would take us above Palace and could see us end the day as high as 13th. Which would be a magnificent achievement given the way the season has gone, but far from an accurate reflection of the season’s overall performance. Draw.

BRENTFORD vs NOTTINGHAM FOREST (1500)
Forest’s away record is dire and after today they still have to visit Chelsea and Palace, while entertaining the Saints and Arsenal. As of today, they’re clinging to top flight status by their fingernails. Brentford, meanwhile, look to have waved goodbye to their Euro aspirations, and will have to put up with another – highly creditable – mid-table finish. Home win.

BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION vs WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS (1500)
By virtue of games in hand, Brighton’s assault on the league’s upper echelons remains very much on course. But this is the kind of game they must win if they’re to pip Liverpool, Villa and Spurs to Euro qualification. It’s in their hands. Home win.


*SUNDAY*

BOURNEMOUTH vs LEEDS UNITED (1400)
A massive six-pointer and, for Leeds, one of the season’s last realistic chances to put points on the board. The Cherries did themselves a huge favour by winning at St Mary’s on Thursday. A point or more today would virtually assure them of safety. The future’s far less secure for the visitors. Draw.

FULHAM vs MANCHESTER CITY (1400)
Fulham are safe and have nowt of significance to play for. It’s hard to see City losing another game this season. Away win.

MANCHESTER UNITED vs ASTON VILLA (1400)
Man U are in a battle for third while Villa are competing with Spurs and Liverpool for fifth. This could be a good watch if you’re a fan of either side or if the pub’s closed. Draw.

NEWCASTLE UNITED vs SOUTHAMPTON (1400)
Credible reports have been received of the fat lady tuning up on the south coast. Home win.

LIVERPOOL vs TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (1630)
See two above. Home win.



*MONDAY*

LEICESTER CITY vs EVERTON (2000)
This would be the game of the day if it wasn’t the only game of the day. The importance of this fixture cannot be overestimated. A draw may not suit either side, but is probably the best outcome for the four teams above the dotted line. A win for either would go a long way towards passing Go and collecting 200 billion pounds. Fans of neither side will need nail clippers. Home win.


*TUESDAY*

ARSENAL vs CHELSEA (2000)
Home win.


*WEDNESDAY*

LIVERPOOL vs FULHAM (2000)
Home win.

MANCHESTER CITY vs WEST HAM UNITED (2000)
Damage limitation’s the name of the game for the long-suffering visitors. Home win.


*THURSDAY*

BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION vs MANCHESTER UNITED (2000)
Draw.


*CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND-UP*
Millwall returned to the play-off places last night with victory over Blackpool that also condemned their hosts to League 1 football next season. With the top two places sorted, watchful eyes will focus on the last two play-off places and the third relegation spot. Three points now separate Millwall in fifth from Blackburn in eighth. Coventry and Sunderland are the filling in the sandwich. At the bottom, Wigan are all but doomed, and will be mathematically gone if they lose in the day’s big game at Reading, leaving Reading, Huddersfield (who have a game in hand) and Rotherham to contend the third unfortunate place. Two games left, three points in it.

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Mex Martillo 8:33 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
I hope we get better than a draw. Very similar form, so it will be tough to win in their place. But surprisingly I go for a win.
Difficult to see anything but a home win against Man City. Has to be a game like Liverpool though with us pushing them hard. Would be choice if we managed that they dropped points.
I would like to see Leicester and Everton draw and both stay in the relegation spots.
Thanks Coffee

Danish Hammer 10:09 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Only four draws?

Coffee 10:23 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Ha ha!

Expect incoming, Danish old fella! :)

Manuel 10:40 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Urghh, and the creepy Dane wondered why I called him a stalker last week, thanks for proving my point.

Coffee - I can't believe you have stuck your neck out in the Leicester Everton game, I bet you needed a lie down after that :-)

Danish Hammer 11:02 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
My pleasure, Manuel.

happygilmore 12:04 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Cheers Coffee,

Kinda glad we are the early game. Will watch that one and might give the rest a miss bar a bit of highlights. End of season fatigue setting in.

bruuuno 12:24 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Morning coffee, Charley, all.

Am looking forward to today, quite like us being the early game on a sat.

COYI

cheesebgt 1:14 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
CRY vs WHU Away

BRE vs NFO Home

BHA vs WOL Home

*SUNDAY*

BOU vs LEE Home

FUL vs MANC Away

MANU vs AST Home

NEW vs SOU Home

LIV vs TOT Home

*MONDAY*

LEI vs EVE Home

*TUESDAY*

ARS vs CHE Home

*WEDNESDAY*

LIV vs FUL Home

MANC vs WHU Home

*THURSDAY*

BHA vs MANU Home

Banjo 1:15 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Morning Coffee. Love your work.

Great kick off time over here for this one being Saturday evening at 9.30. I fancy us beating the Glaziers or the Eagles or whatever they call themselves, and I'll go for a 2-1 to good guys.

Interesting question, have any other clubs in the Football league changed their nickname like Palace have?

gph 6:50 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Interesting question, have any other clubs in the Football league changed their nickname like Palace have?

Very inventively, Chelsea went from Pensioners to Blues

Coffee 7:02 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Brentford ahead!

gph 7:27 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
And, of course, Leeds City changed their proper name to Leeds United after they got caught in some kind of corruption.

They pretended to be a brand new club, but this fooled no-one who didn't want to be fooled

Alwaysaniron 8:38 Sat Apr 29
Re: Saturday football
Brentford did us a solid today.

Manuel 3:14 Sun Apr 30
Re: Saturday football
I've said all along that sides at the bottom lose all the time, Forest have won once in 13 games, that's what we're competing with. We might need another point, doubt it's more than that.

Crassus 3:45 Sun Apr 30
Re: Saturday football
Blimey, Warnock the cunt has got the dog botherers going - 2 up at Cardiff

Can't stand the bloke but he has a level and excels at it

Manuel 4:06 Sun Apr 30
Re: Saturday football
Napoli kicking off now, on the verge of winning their first Scudetto since the Maradona days.

Crassus 4:08 Sun Apr 30
Re: Saturday football
Thanks mate, switching over

Crassus 4:10 Sun Apr 30
Re: Saturday football
And a chance to see Fiorentina at 7 too

Burnhammeronsea 4:19 Sun Apr 30
Re: Saturday football
Sky Sports commentator on the Man City Fulham match.. "Alvarez did well to win the penalty" What a ludicrous statement. It's as it's an achievement to engineer a penalty. As an aside, De Bruyne is injured today and possibly Wednesday

Jaan Kenbrovin 4:30 Sun Apr 30
Re: Saturday football
Bournemouth 1 up

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